Friday, February 18, 2011

A primer on liberals

What makes a liberal?
Liberals like to think they are right all the time. Liberals like to be taken care of. Liberals like to throw temper tantrums when they don't get their way. Liberals run away from their resposibilities. Liberals want to feel good all the time. Liberals need lots of friends to agree with them. Liberals stick their fingers in their ears and sing loudly when confronted. Liberals resort to playground name calling when they are losing an argument. Liberals point out stupid little discrepancies to win an argument. Liberals think being loud makes them right. Liberals don't like to admit they are wrong.

Doesn't this also remind you of someone else? Like maybe a spoiled 16 year old. Liberals never seem to mature past the adolescent stage. They seem to get stuck. Oh the wonders we could show you if you could just get past your emotional adolescence. Every parents dream is the day when their bipolar teenager finally comes to his/her senses and begins to understand the big picture. But liberals never seem to see the big picture, all they care about is their emotions.

It doesn't matter how much you know, they think you are stupid and they know everything. They have a very hard time focusing on any subject that doesn't make them feel important. I know you are angry and afraid and we are not telling you anything that makes you feel better. A liberal has a hard time arguing logically without resorting to name calling and bullying at the first sign they are losing the argument. Start using a logical answer and their eyes glaze over and their minds start to wander and they cannot comprehend. This is why they want everything dumbed down, so they can understand it, otherwise they get totally lost.

It is like trying to explain astrophysics to a toddler. They cannot understand, they simply do not have the mental/emotional capacity to see beyond their own inner turmoil. This is why they need us, we take care of them. We pay their way through life, college, employment, retirement. After all they cannot handle life themselves, they are too afraid that they will be fired to actually do any work. This is why they need the labor unions, the unions are surrogate parents for them. They cannot survive without someone making sure they don't need to be scared.

And now the liberals are in charge of the country. they thought they were right about everything, they are so sure that everyone thinks like them, that they are willing to impose their ideas on the whole world. And just like the end of adolescence, it is a tough transition to adulthood, and many liberals find it too scary for them, so they resort to the Peter Pan Syndrome and refuse to grow up. The problem is, in their idealized not realistic world, evil does not exist, except for those who want to make them grow up.

And they like to displace their emotional turmoil on everyone else. They don't understand why the world doesn't work the way they think it should and they don't understand why anyone isn't upset by this. They love to analyze why the conservatives are they way they are, after all you are wrong to think the way you do, and it must be because you are jealous, or some other emotional trauma. Liberals can simply not understand what it means to be emotionally stable and mature. For them everything is wrapped up in emotions, hand-wringing and anxiety.

The next time you run up against a liberal remember they are simply not emotionally stable or mature enough to actually handle living in this world. They need help, they need to be taken care of, they are adolescents who never made it to adulthood. Logic and truth never work on liberals, only appeals to emotion. Let them know you care about them, and that there is hope for their maturity, hold their hands when they are scared, and shake your fists along with them when they are angry. Ask Rush Limbaugh, if they listen long enough, sometimes maturity breaks through, it just takes then longer to arrive at the truth.

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